Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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