Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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