Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
