how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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