All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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