I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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