STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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