No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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