No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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