I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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