problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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