I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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