I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm sobbing to NWA
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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