everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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