Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
