I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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