Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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