I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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