Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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