3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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