no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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