I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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