You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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