oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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