do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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