Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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