Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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