My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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