Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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