I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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