even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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