Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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