Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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