Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's blow job season.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize