What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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