So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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