Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How naked do you want me to be?
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