shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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