He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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