I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just gargled with NyQuil
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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