Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize