haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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