She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This is my gift to your gina
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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