Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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