hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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