I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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