Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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