I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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