I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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