My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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