Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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