I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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