chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
I did not marry a roomba.
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