My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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