Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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