It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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